We Are Sorry You Didn't Appreciate Your Experience With The Substance T-Shirt
📏 Size guide & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
Measurements are garment dimensions in inches. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look.
🧵 Fabric & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton, except:
- Sport Grey: 90% US Cotton / 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester or 35% US Cotton / 65% Polyester
- Ash: 99% US Cotton / 1% Polyester
- Seamless twin needle 7/8" collar.
- Taped neck and shoulders. Rolled forward shoulders for better fit.
- Twin needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate centre crease.
Care: Machine wash at max. 30ºC/86ºF with short spin cycle, inside out with like colors · Do not use bleach · Do not iron · Do not dry clean · Do not tumble dry
"WE ARE SORRY YOU DIDN'T APPRECIATE YOUR EXPERIENCE WITH THE SUBSTANCE" is sprawled across the shirt in a distressed typeface that evokes a sense of chaotic honesty. The design features a screaming face, capturing a moment of frustration, rendered in purple, green, brown, and white hues. This graphic invites interpretation and resonates with anyone who has felt misunderstood or out of place. Its edgy tone makes it particularly appealing to those who enjoy humor tinged with a hint of sarcasm. Wear it to express your candid thoughts in casual settings where humor reigns, revealing your quirky side without saying a word.
Product details
- Print placement
- Front, Back, Front + Back
- Garment options
- 13 styles — unisex & women's tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, long-sleeve, and kids
- Available sizes
- S–5XL (range varies by garment)
- Material
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton (Unisex Standard T-Shirt; blends vary by colour and garment — see Fabric & fit)
- Made to order
- Each item is printed after you order — nothing sits in a warehouse, so we cut needless waste.
- Care
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, and avoid ironing directly on the print.
Questions & answers
What emotions does the screaming face depict?
The screaming face represents frustration and misunderstanding, capturing a moment that many can relate to, making it a powerful piece of wearable art.
Is the distressed style part of the design's intent?
Yes, the distressed style is intentional, enhancing the edgy, chaotic vibe of the shirt and ensuring it feels both authentic and eye-catching.
Who would find this shirt appealing?
It's designed for those with a sarcastic sense of humor or anyone who enjoys expressing their feelings candidly, particularly in social situations.
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