REAL WOMEN Marry Assholes Vintage Glamorous Woman T-Shirt
📏 Size guide & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
Measurements are garment dimensions in inches. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look.
🧵 Fabric & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton, except:
- Sport Grey: 90% US Cotton / 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester or 35% US Cotton / 65% Polyester
- Ash: 99% US Cotton / 1% Polyester
- Seamless twin needle 7/8" collar.
- Taped neck and shoulders. Rolled forward shoulders for better fit.
- Twin needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate centre crease.
Care: Machine wash at max. 30ºC/86ºF with short spin cycle, inside out with like colors · Do not use bleach · Do not iron · Do not dry clean · Do not tumble dry
"REAL WOMEN Marry Assholes" is showcased in striking lettering that demands attention, printed in a retro style. The graphic features a glamorous woman, exuding confidence and attitude, with a color palette of black, cream, and gold that enhances its vintage appeal. This design resonates with those who value humor and a hint of sarcasm, making it a great choice for a night out or social gatherings. The unapologetic message adds a cheeky charm that speaks to the boldness of the wearer. True to its retro roots, this shirt embraces a playful yet fierce aesthetic that encourages wearers to showcase their personality without reservation, appealing to those who appreciate witty designs and unique statements.
Product details
- Print placement
- Front, Back, Front + Back
- Garment options
- 13 styles — unisex & women's tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, long-sleeve, and kids
- Available sizes
- S–5XL (range varies by garment)
- Material
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton (Unisex Standard T-Shirt; blends vary by colour and garment — see Fabric & fit)
- Made to order
- Each item is printed after you order — nothing sits in a warehouse, so we cut needless waste.
- Care
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, and avoid ironing directly on the print.
Questions & answers
What does the phrase on the shirt mean?
The phrase humorously suggests that real women have bold personalities and are unapologetic about their choices, making it a playful commentary on relationships.
Is the design suitable for special occasions?
Yes, this shirt can be worn to parties, gatherings, or casual outings where humor and boldness can shine.
What style is the artwork on this shirt?
The artwork is retro, featuring a glamorous woman alongside a bold phrase, combining vintage aesthetics with modern humor.
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