First Of All I’m Medically Expensive Black Cat Coffee T-Shirt
📏 Size guide & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
Measurements are garment dimensions in inches. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed look.
🧵 Fabric & fit — Unisex Standard T-Shirt
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton, except:
- Sport Grey: 90% US Cotton / 10% Polyester
- Dark Heather: 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester or 35% US Cotton / 65% Polyester
- Ash: 99% US Cotton / 1% Polyester
- Seamless twin needle 7/8" collar.
- Taped neck and shoulders. Rolled forward shoulders for better fit.
- Twin needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate centre crease.
Care: Machine wash at max. 30ºC/86ºF with short spin cycle, inside out with like colors · Do not use bleach · Do not iron · Do not dry clean · Do not tumble dry
"First of All I’m Medically Expensive" is boldly printed in a playful font above an illustration of a cartoonish black cat. The cat, with its wide eyes and playful expression, captures the essence of a pet that knows they're worth the pampering and care. This design is rendered in a cheerful mix of colors including black, orange, brown, and white, giving it a lively and engaging look. It resonates with cat enthusiasts who find humor in the quirky realities of pet ownership, especially when it comes to vet bills. This shirt could brighten up a coffee shop visit or a casual meetup with fellow cat lovers, adding a touch of humor to any setting.
Product details
- Print placement
- Front, Back, Front + Back
- Garment options
- 13 styles — unisex & women's tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, tanks, long-sleeve, and kids
- Available sizes
- S–5XL (range varies by garment)
- Material
- Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton (Unisex Standard T-Shirt; blends vary by colour and garment — see Fabric & fit)
- Made to order
- Each item is printed after you order — nothing sits in a warehouse, so we cut needless waste.
- Care
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, and avoid ironing directly on the print.
Questions & answers
What does the phrase imply about cat ownership?
The phrase humorously highlights the expenses involved in caring for a cat, resonating with pet owners who can relate to the costs of veterinary care.
What style is the artwork?
The design features a cartoonish style, making it playful and eye-catching, appealing to those who enjoy whimsical art.
Who would enjoy wearing this shirt?
This shirt is tailored for cat owners who appreciate humor in their pet's quirks, especially those who often joke about the costs of pet care.
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